Killing a fairy

Ryan m-m-monster-killed me. ;p

Guilty pleasure

After a series of Obama posts, here’s something completely different… my guilty pleasure, and you’d be surprised what it is…

Funny or Die

I guess you all know by now about McCain’s celebrity ad comparing Obama to Britney and Paris (a cheap blow, by the way).  Pissed for being spoofed, Paris worked with the guys from funnyordie.com and came up with an ad of her own. I don’t really like Paris, but this one’s pretty funny.

Paris, wearing this animal-print swimsuit, didn’t just insult McCain (That wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I’m running for president. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude, and I want America to know I’m, like, totally ready to lead.), she also said something about her platform *shocked* (We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid cars and electric cars…Energy crisis solved, I’ll see you at the debates, bitches!).  She also plans to have Rihanna as her vice president. Oh, and if she did win, she plans to paint the White House pink. Hahaha!

Ahihihi! Americans are weird.

Condom use for dummies

Someone forwarded me a link to this community forum of body builders. And it just had me laughing REALLY HARD.

There’s this one poster seeking help because apparently no condoms would fit him. You’d think “hey, so he probably has a rather humongous schlong.” But then, if you read further you’d realize that he was trying to fit his balls into the condom. Apparently he’s just that stupid. Is sex ed in the States that bad?

Here’s the link to the forum, but if you think it’s not really that office-friendly, I’ll just post some of the replies in that forum…